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	<title>The Unpublished, Unfinished Literary Works of Tim Henson</title>
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		<title>Letters To My Future Unwanted Children - Chapter 6</title>
		<description>Dear Jasmine Breeze,

By now you're old enough to read, unless I cheaped out and sent you to public school, which as of this writing is a distinct possibility due to my escalating gambling and Mexican speedball addictions. Regardless, you've probably figured out that you were named after an Airwick plug-in scent. I kind ...</description>
		<link>http://www.timhenson.org/?p=14</link>
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		<title>The Fatness</title>
		<description>Since March 2009 I've lost over 20 pounds. Now the fact I even had 20 pounds to lose is a disturbing testament as to how ungodly huge I was. Fat sneaks up on you. In 2007 I lost a metric fuckton of weight and rocked my goddamn hoodies and slim (NOT ...</description>
		<link>http://www.timhenson.org/?p=11</link>
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		<title>My First Twitter Feud</title>
		<description>My interest in Twitter is pretty erratic. I love using the search to find out if people are talking about stuff that I'm currently obsessing over (Selena Gomez!!!) but to be honest, my life is too boring to tweet on a regular basis.  That is, until I had inadvertently started a ...</description>
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